Buy You A Drank.

August 10th. 6pm

I had worked all day, exhausted, de motivated i felt no drive to go out and party.
It was a friends birthday and I had already made up my mind. I wasn't going out.

August 10th. 8pm
I hadn't seen them in a very long time so I put my ego aside and joined them for dinner.

August 10th. 10pm

Head to the club!

August 10th. 11pm

I'm a party animal, i'm in my own world. The music takes me over, I walk and dance all over the club not caring about the next man. Club time is my time.

August 10th. 12.30pm

"Mphaeeeeeee"
"Hey you what up??"
Dancing my life away.
"hahahahah that's my girl!!! do it up!"
"Hey have you met my friend AB?"
I turn to face this friend and I recognise him instantly.
"Yeah i've seen you around"
"No YOU HAVENT" He exclaims!
"What???? you dare to challenge me??" I laugh.
He takes my hand and says, "Nice to meet you Mphae, I'm....."

August 10th. 1am

I'm standing at the bar trying to get a drink and he creeps up behind me and this is what I heard....

"Baby Girl
Whats Your Name
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
Im T-Pain, You Know Me
Konvict Music Have Every Boy Like Ohh Wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
Whats The Chance A You Rollin Wit Me
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Lets Get Drunk Forget What We Did"


August 10th. 1.30am

"Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Lets Talk Money, I Top That
Crunk Juice Bottle
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Lets Get Gone
Walk It Out (Walk It Out)
Just Like That
Thats What Im Talkin Bout
We Gone Have Fun
You Gone See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me "

I laughed, "he's not serious I thought."

August 10th. 1.45am

"Wont You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimpin
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sippin
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
Im Checkin Yo Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tinglin Sensation
Now Were Both Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Ya Ear
Ya Legs Hit The Chandilleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
Imma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear "

"Imma Buy You A Drank
Theen Imma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty Whachu Think Bout That
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh "

This.
Is. How. We. Met